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As we have discussed before, your brain likes nothing better than sabotaging your life in myriad tiny, bullshit ways. It's not content to be a jerk all by itself, either; the control sponge behind your face is constantly conspiring to make its entire flesh-vehicle (that's you!) act like a total asshat toward everyone else in existence.

To put this in scientifically accurate Ninja Turtle terms, the Krang in your skull cavity is constantly trying to turn your calm, collected Leonardo personality into a goddamn Raphael. Here's how it goes about it!

Life presents us with many situations where we have to pick sides. This is the whole point of things like voting and sports, and that's completely OK. It's when we start applying this attitude to unimportant stuff that we buy a one-way ticket to Asshole Junction.

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As we have discussed before, your brain likes nothing better than sabotaging your life in myriad tiny, bullshit ways. It''s not content to be a jerk all by itself, either; the control sponge behind your face is constantly conspiring to make its entire flesh-vehicle (that''s you!) act like a total asshat toward everyone else in existence.

To put this in scientifically accurate Ninja Turtle terms, the Krang in your skull cavity is constantly trying to turn your calm, collected Leonardo personality into a goddamn Raphael. Here''s how it goes about it!

Life presents us with many situations where we have to pick sides. This is the whole point of things like voting and sports, and that''s completely OK. It''s when we start applying this attitude to unimportant stuff that we buy a one-way ticket to Asshole Junction.