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Before anyone gets mad, let me make it very clear that this entire post is completely sarcastic. And, lest you be offended, I assure you that I’m not making fun of you.

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Before anyone gets mad, let me make it very clear that this entire post is completely sarcastic. And, lest you be offended, I assure you that I’m not making fun of you.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous ~ Coco Chanel

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Harvey Weinstein accuser Lauren Sivan and Oscar-winning producer Cathy Schulman were among the hundreds of women, men and children who gathered in the heart of Hollywood on Sunday afternoon for a pair of marches protesting sexual harassment.

I literally studied for that test in less than 15 hours and I was suppose to memorize a shit load of things and get 100% and ya girl did it ( ;

An angry wife to her husband on phone: "Where the hell are you?"
Husband: "Darling, you remember that jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn't have money that time, and I said 'Baby it'll be yours one day'?"
Wife, with a smile and blushing: "Yeah I remember that my love!"
Husband: "I'm in the pub just next to that shop."

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If you don"t have a note in your phone where you write down everything you learn about your girl - her fav snacks, movies, shows, the makeup she uses, places she wants to go, and things she wants - is she really your girl?

Literally the world just doesn"t seem to care unless a little white girl does a few things shakily that black people live and BREATHE.

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I thought college would be different this time around, but I was wrong. The only things that have changed is I’m older and skinnier

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In the past few months, nearly a dozen different celebrities have been victimized by a so-called bling ring gang of jewel thieves targeting the rich and famous in Los Angeles. Victims have included Nicki Minaj, Cesar Millan, Fabio, David Spade, Amber Rose, and more.

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